Tonight's dinner conversation went something like this:
Karl: In my experience, Philly Cheese Steak is the best Hot Pocket.
Me: I would argue that it is pepperoni.
Karl: Oh noooo. The Philly Cheese Stake is a delicacy. The Pepperoni Pockets are fusty.
Me: Okay. I'll take your word for it.
Karl: I've tried more flavors than you. I've eaten them on a more consistent basis than you. I just know.
(One minute later)
Karl: Hot Pockets taught me patience...
And now you all know that the Philly Cheesesteak is the best flavor of Hot Pocket. Now watch Jim Gaffigan and enjoy.
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Married People Texts: Amazon and Appalachia
Monday, November 5, 2012
November 2, 2012
Me: Hey, you cool if I rent Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets from Amazon?
Karl: Yes!
Me: Awesome! You're the best!
Karl: I mean no! Amazon doesn't work unless your paper is done!
Karl: They called me and said so.
Karl: They said it will look like it works, but your eyes will fall out the next day.
Karl: Actually scratch that. They eyes falling out thing is what my parents said about manual stimulation, not what the Amazon people said. You're good.
Me: Thanks?
November 5, 2012
Me: Good news! The doctors said my irregular hemoglobin is harmless. It's just some weird genetic thing!
Karl: Or maybe you're a blue person.
Me: What?
Karl: You know. In Appalachia there are blue people. They have weirdly shaped hemoglobin that makes all of their blood look blue, making them look entirely blue.
Me: I doubt I have the blue gene.
5 minutes pass
Karl: I hope we get blue kids! That would rock! We would tell them they are super heroes!
Now I think I hope we have blue kids too! How cool would that be?!
Married People Conversations
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Karl: "(While eating leftovers) This may have been the best idea I've ever had!"
Me: "What?"
Karl: "Eating barbeque ribs right after love making! I feel, like, this extra surge of manliness!...That's what I want for my birthday! Chili's and love making!"
Me: "Ummm. If you say so..."
Karl: "I feel good though, right now! I'm on cloud 10! Not even cloud 9! CLOUD 10!"
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