Hot Pocket

Tonight's dinner conversation went something like this:

Karl: In my experience, Philly Cheese Steak is the best Hot Pocket.
Me: I would argue that it is pepperoni.
Karl: Oh noooo. The Philly Cheese Stake is a delicacy. The Pepperoni Pockets are fusty.
Me: Okay. I'll take your word for it.
Karl: I've tried more flavors than you. I've eaten them on a more consistent basis than you. I just know.

(One minute later)

Karl: Hot Pockets taught me patience...


And now you all know that the Philly Cheesesteak is the best flavor of Hot Pocket. Now watch Jim Gaffigan and enjoy.